Thursday, August 24, 2006

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sneers the U.S. aircraft carrier.


The Kraken, the largest of the earth cefaloide
challenge the carrier's largest earth!
The result is easily done,
Americans lower their assholes!
With these few words can describe what has happened
off I do not know what the Atlantic Ocean.
Aboard the aircraft carrier Kennedy Americans are scratching their balls from the boredom, the ocean patrol and defend the people of America from looming threats were the orders given by superiors. The Kraken
swam gracefully moving her eight tentacles in a rhythmic way to mark time as a dance ocean, with his eye he noticed a mass on the surface unlike anything he had seen so far, then decided to approach saw his innate curiosity intrinsic instinct Kraken. He had seen vessels and bathtub, but his attention was struck by the size of that fact until then, had not heard on a par with anyone. Arriving on the surface of the water felt just a few burps and farts different the result of crew members intent to digest their super hot dog served with sauces and all kinds of shit.
began to turn around the carrier, such as wanting to look better, a lap, two laps, three laps later with a wise decision ... decided to take a look to the entire ship, which is placed over the entire part of the hair ' water. To do this he made a leap worthy of a dolphin and went crazy with a parable from one side of the ship. The stunned crew members assist as it passes over their heads the entire mass krakenika, however admiring all its organic composition. During those moments, many have sworn to have noticed that the Kraken was wearing a pendant that was attached to a human skull, a kind of macabre trophy of war. But not all, more than a sailor is confident he has identified in the skull the skull of the pirate whore! The Pirate of the Caribbean and optimistic imapavido died in an attack just sprawling. On this issue, however, many ambiguities and moving story is difficult to add other details. With his leap
reached a hundred meters before falling into the ocean and when she did raised a huge wall of water that swept much of the shipboard. The commander Harrison that he had not noticed anything, mistook this wall of water per shot of a cannon of a ship enemy! "Shit! We attack, all places to fight dirty mangy maggots "The sailors immediately informed him that it was not a cannon, but a Kraken that had passed over their heads and that was buzzing around the door. The commander then asked what were the intentions of the Kraken, in fact if it was hostile or not. The sailors went on saying he did not know shit! The kraken
meanwhile already bored by the new discovery calmly walked away with the usual regular jerky elegance in his style kraken free, but suffered two torpedoes left to his direction, both directly in the middle of his ass! The Kraken with his place at the right eye saw the threat by identifying two torpedoes as the genital organs of the ship. With a push of a pirouette, and managed to dodge the tentacles with such elegance to arouse the applause of some crew members seats on the side of the ship, including the commander Harrison. But after that applause spontaneously dictated by class and by the movements of the Kraken, the seamen resumed their hands in place because the Kraken is now aiming at them and seemed pissed off! The countless guns are useless, because the Kraken very cleverly had already placed under the belly of the ship, the crew tried to communicate with the terrified cefaloide sacrifice in giving him their commander, since he had given orders to open fire !
The Kraken was furious would not hear, from under the ship reached its tentacles and suckers grabbed its whole extent. He begins to make it turn like a top, the speed was such that it could fly out to right and left all the aircraft lined up on the runway of the aircraft carrier. The passengers were subjected to a centrifugal force that is on board reached the 66 g, many came to him spew his guts even more lost their senses, then, within seconds not only the crew and even the entire air fleet of aircraft carriers most powerful in the world had been put out of play. The Kraken satisfied with the punishment (see the insult suffered) launched into the air carrier that fell into the water like a toy suffering extensive damage.
sailors intent to recover damages and to relate the former glory and Flying Kennedy aircraft carrier, they saw new ideas surface of water eight long tentacles, the Kraken, they moved like whips back and forth as if to prove all his strength and fatal fury! Now in a panic the terrified crew members shouted "we all want to eat!" End up in his stomach "" Commander looks fucking fucking fucking trouble which took you, "but after a while the Kraken ceased its fury and returned again in depth, the Kraken actually wanted to close the accounts, but he did, he wanted to ensure that the sailors could tell what happened to his legend continues to grow to spread throughout the world.
A danger averted most of the sailors were put under pressure by court-martial for attempted mutiny, as they were about to trade their life with their commander. The Pentagon instead tried in every way not to leak the news to prevent the U.S. Navy glorious suffer this huge setback. The fool was already made, the almighty Kraken had submitted all its fury and would continue to terrorize anyone who had a long unbeaten in its path and after all this no one felt more secure!

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