After the death of Captain whore, fearless pirate of the Caribbean in recent days failed, (finally rising from the hilt), the infamous pirate Captain Jack Bane.
now centuries old, no one knows how old he was precise, Captain Jack Bane was preparing to set sail aboard his ship the "Black Shack" with his crew made the last four poor bastards who still hail the heroic deeds of the deceased!
When pronouncing the infamous phrase "set sail" a sharp blow to the heart came as a surprise by dropping to the ground face on rotten wood, now eaten by rats, trabicolo of his ship.
The four poor bastards at first thought to fall asleep, then after about a week not seeing him wake up, and noting in particular the principle of decomposition in certain areas of the body have finally realized that Jack Bane, one of the last legends of all the seas, had finally cracked!
The body was quickly thrown to the dogs, fish, according to the last wishes of the Pirate, who loved these animals. Jack leaves
Woe: his ship, which will soon be used as firewood for the winter season, a couple of trunks full of gold and rusty chincaglie will be merged to create the toilet (more precisely the urinals on the wall) and four poor bastards that no longer have a place to live.
One of his last enterprises was to attack the "Achille Lauro" in the moment you board it was attended by the terrorists, who literally drove an hour to kick in the ass twelve poor bastards! How can we forget the acquitted to the 'Andrea Doria "in the exact moment when it was going to fund the 35 hour poor bastards had to rimpugnare swords in his mouth and get away with shit in tights.
Jack Of Woe there is nothing in all directions since his body was gnawed to duty, it seems, however, that animals were simply loved by Jack Bane dogs and dog fish. In fact, he reported that his last wishes were to be simply those buried with his dog Spotty, and not be thrown into the sea to fish meal in dogs. All in all, the last 4 poor bastards that were beyond poor bastards, totally stoned. Suffice it to say that all time spent with their captain died (same as a hog slaughtered) on the filthy floor of the "Black Shack" was interrupted only because the ship was going against a cliff. Ask for instructions to their faithful captain would have noticed that in fact he had not slept at all, Captain Jack Bane had kicked the bucket! We like
now imagine this: digested into small pieces and made into several parts inside the intestines of several sharks, then passed to the anal orifice of the latter form of shit!
Farewell old pirate bastard!
now centuries old, no one knows how old he was precise, Captain Jack Bane was preparing to set sail aboard his ship the "Black Shack" with his crew made the last four poor bastards who still hail the heroic deeds of the deceased!
When pronouncing the infamous phrase "set sail" a sharp blow to the heart came as a surprise by dropping to the ground face on rotten wood, now eaten by rats, trabicolo of his ship.
The four poor bastards at first thought to fall asleep, then after about a week not seeing him wake up, and noting in particular the principle of decomposition in certain areas of the body have finally realized that Jack Bane, one of the last legends of all the seas, had finally cracked!
The body was quickly thrown to the dogs, fish, according to the last wishes of the Pirate, who loved these animals. Jack leaves
Woe: his ship, which will soon be used as firewood for the winter season, a couple of trunks full of gold and rusty chincaglie will be merged to create the toilet (more precisely the urinals on the wall) and four poor bastards that no longer have a place to live.
One of his last enterprises was to attack the "Achille Lauro" in the moment you board it was attended by the terrorists, who literally drove an hour to kick in the ass twelve poor bastards! How can we forget the acquitted to the 'Andrea Doria "in the exact moment when it was going to fund the 35 hour poor bastards had to rimpugnare swords in his mouth and get away with shit in tights.
Jack Of Woe there is nothing in all directions since his body was gnawed to duty, it seems, however, that animals were simply loved by Jack Bane dogs and dog fish. In fact, he reported that his last wishes were to be simply those buried with his dog Spotty, and not be thrown into the sea to fish meal in dogs. All in all, the last 4 poor bastards that were beyond poor bastards, totally stoned. Suffice it to say that all time spent with their captain died (same as a hog slaughtered) on the filthy floor of the "Black Shack" was interrupted only because the ship was going against a cliff. Ask for instructions to their faithful captain would have noticed that in fact he had not slept at all, Captain Jack Bane had kicked the bucket! We like
now imagine this: digested into small pieces and made into several parts inside the intestines of several sharks, then passed to the anal orifice of the latter form of shit!
Farewell old pirate bastard!
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