Sunday, August 27, 2006

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Kraken Kraken The Kraken finds Messenger

The clock on the wall of the Kraken was now stopped at a book window 6.Dalla knurled hours were all the same.
had taken up residence in a basement in piu'sordida outskirts of Gissing.
We brought in all the fucking Casamatta. She had a stove that had left his grandmother Krakovia before his death, the bed of his uncle Osvaldo lifeguard in Rimini for generations and the Mac that had taken place since his last dismissal of the liquidation. XL'allaccio light if the Dj Fat was seen as his past as a porter at Enel Casalanguida.
was afternoon, judging by the noise of machinery and the bustle of people walking over our turtles, we ate peppered mussels cooked with the strumpet Perpetua now adopted daughter in his continuous wandering.
When the tedium and the abandonment of our shapeless masses were palpable now decided to turn the evil and see what MAC said the ether ....
verify password Connecting ... connected.

I leave you to imagine the history of bygone days of the Kraken, filthy pig fetish sblusati behinds. Between a watch and another asked if I could check email and maybe take a ride on Messenger, the scan of r the kraken turned pale and I vomited on him all the mussels, of course, only the shells, and then to breathe as if it were not happened.
I left thinking that it was scratch from the event was a coincidence.

Under a new Eno email inviting me to Berlin for a conference of ambient music. I would gladly at that company "Non-musician" by 4 money but do not digest it just that pastume sounds so antiseptic and devoid of nerve.
Cestinai the mail and moved on MSN.
Kraken perched on the back of my recliner while a handful of flies circle played on vomiting. He looked like a child who has to ask something to the mother but can not find the courage, because if ashamed. In general there were Krakenb and LadyStardust;
I turned and saw a second Kraken cream oozing plasma and amphetamines, dilated pupils and breathe azzerato.Vagheggiava memories of nautilus, Indian Ocean and childhood. At that moment I passed before my eyes all the episodes of ERK, a shell of the mussel will have severed the jugular Kraken, I suggested Dott.Doug the encephalon.
contacted krakenb I wanted him on the invitation of Eno. Glissai explaining the seriousness of the facts.
He said that he would arrive a little later, he was engaged to select the music for the modern interpretation of "The 400 Blows. He advised me to prepare the syringe of adrenaline and check from time to time the state of decomposition, maybe try to slip it under cold water and moisten the head with ice.

screen screensaver Harry Smith, from the window of an entire speech to the gynecologist appointment of two frigid old man, and not even the shadow krakenb.
-I believe in a better day ... ..
-il phone.
Krakenb was, stuck in traffic Montesilvano.
took courage, I slipped the needle, I broke the vial cap, pulled in serum and breath, and I pointed against that fucking bulldog ... ....

I woke nel'ospedale Gissi, next to the bed I had a 'nurse-vaiassa, and krakenb kraken, that deep into his horny beak wrapped in soft layers of Molasses gelatinous I whispered in his ear:
"Please leave us here
Close Our Eyes to the octopus ride! "

Thursday, August 24, 2006

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sneers the U.S. aircraft carrier.


The Kraken, the largest of the earth cefaloide
challenge the carrier's largest earth!
The result is easily done,
Americans lower their assholes!
With these few words can describe what has happened
off I do not know what the Atlantic Ocean.
Aboard the aircraft carrier Kennedy Americans are scratching their balls from the boredom, the ocean patrol and defend the people of America from looming threats were the orders given by superiors. The Kraken
swam gracefully moving her eight tentacles in a rhythmic way to mark time as a dance ocean, with his eye he noticed a mass on the surface unlike anything he had seen so far, then decided to approach saw his innate curiosity intrinsic instinct Kraken. He had seen vessels and bathtub, but his attention was struck by the size of that fact until then, had not heard on a par with anyone. Arriving on the surface of the water felt just a few burps and farts different the result of crew members intent to digest their super hot dog served with sauces and all kinds of shit.
began to turn around the carrier, such as wanting to look better, a lap, two laps, three laps later with a wise decision ... decided to take a look to the entire ship, which is placed over the entire part of the hair ' water. To do this he made a leap worthy of a dolphin and went crazy with a parable from one side of the ship. The stunned crew members assist as it passes over their heads the entire mass krakenika, however admiring all its organic composition. During those moments, many have sworn to have noticed that the Kraken was wearing a pendant that was attached to a human skull, a kind of macabre trophy of war. But not all, more than a sailor is confident he has identified in the skull the skull of the pirate whore! The Pirate of the Caribbean and optimistic imapavido died in an attack just sprawling. On this issue, however, many ambiguities and moving story is difficult to add other details. With his leap
reached a hundred meters before falling into the ocean and when she did raised a huge wall of water that swept much of the shipboard. The commander Harrison that he had not noticed anything, mistook this wall of water per shot of a cannon of a ship enemy! "Shit! We attack, all places to fight dirty mangy maggots "The sailors immediately informed him that it was not a cannon, but a Kraken that had passed over their heads and that was buzzing around the door. The commander then asked what were the intentions of the Kraken, in fact if it was hostile or not. The sailors went on saying he did not know shit! The kraken
meanwhile already bored by the new discovery calmly walked away with the usual regular jerky elegance in his style kraken free, but suffered two torpedoes left to his direction, both directly in the middle of his ass! The Kraken with his place at the right eye saw the threat by identifying two torpedoes as the genital organs of the ship. With a push of a pirouette, and managed to dodge the tentacles with such elegance to arouse the applause of some crew members seats on the side of the ship, including the commander Harrison. But after that applause spontaneously dictated by class and by the movements of the Kraken, the seamen resumed their hands in place because the Kraken is now aiming at them and seemed pissed off! The countless guns are useless, because the Kraken very cleverly had already placed under the belly of the ship, the crew tried to communicate with the terrified cefaloide sacrifice in giving him their commander, since he had given orders to open fire !
The Kraken was furious would not hear, from under the ship reached its tentacles and suckers grabbed its whole extent. He begins to make it turn like a top, the speed was such that it could fly out to right and left all the aircraft lined up on the runway of the aircraft carrier. The passengers were subjected to a centrifugal force that is on board reached the 66 g, many came to him spew his guts even more lost their senses, then, within seconds not only the crew and even the entire air fleet of aircraft carriers most powerful in the world had been put out of play. The Kraken satisfied with the punishment (see the insult suffered) launched into the air carrier that fell into the water like a toy suffering extensive damage.
sailors intent to recover damages and to relate the former glory and Flying Kennedy aircraft carrier, they saw new ideas surface of water eight long tentacles, the Kraken, they moved like whips back and forth as if to prove all his strength and fatal fury! Now in a panic the terrified crew members shouted "we all want to eat!" End up in his stomach "" Commander looks fucking fucking fucking trouble which took you, "but after a while the Kraken ceased its fury and returned again in depth, the Kraken actually wanted to close the accounts, but he did, he wanted to ensure that the sailors could tell what happened to his legend continues to grow to spread throughout the world.
A danger averted most of the sailors were put under pressure by court-martial for attempted mutiny, as they were about to trade their life with their commander. The Pentagon instead tried in every way not to leak the news to prevent the U.S. Navy glorious suffer this huge setback. The fool was already made, the almighty Kraken had submitted all its fury and would continue to terrorize anyone who had a long unbeaten in its path and after all this no one felt more secure!

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

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speech on the second commandment

were decades Kraken was not alive. Someone said that he had enlisted nelal Foreign Legion, stationed in the Arab Marakech full of fennel and half English blood with something too dirty for circoalre criminal record for the city without the birds fly back every ten steps. Others claimed to have seen him in a row at the Swiss Office in Sancto try to affix his signature sull'infame documented that nailed him with no escape to the sacred papal army. Many said "no it is not possible, kraken type ricchione dressed like a trip to Vieste ... no I do not believe it." The fact is that the Kraken was lost for three decades. His grandfather, now owner of 80% nursing homes in the city as well as host of the most shitty - it was completely packed between the brain and Formaldehyde Alzehimer recognized him one day on television dressed in white, was the Pope's friends Kraken had no doubt, he must have killed that the pope had usurped the throne precedeto him and secular. He had been the usual son of a bitch of a time. What ra strange that Kraken was completely different from the precednte papastro - ascended the throne under the name of Stanislaski III - even costuiu was a blue-eyed Creole without an ear, while the Krak was ... Well you all know as the Kraken the draft of his love whipped whip protruding from beneath the cassocks even! but planet did not seem to notice. Only friends and the grandfather of Kraken attributed to that grin from his home Stradaioli fence, while the world bows to his holy words. That both were not saints either. Attributed to a certain sexual charge blacks than whites were to usurp a holy war or a UN resolution. He was saddled with the epithet Condoleza Raize Pussy dry, raving that he was referring to its high energy content in the form of calories. He had tried for a second time Giordano Bruno, exhume the body and reach the same conclusion: burned in the field of flowers, live on pay-TV satellite channel. The world acclaimed. It was as if her dress white blinds the eyes of all 5 billion of assholes and did not see that he had forsaken his fist in the ministry. For their part, friends and the Kraken snonno continued to do what they always did: to get drunk and amanettarsi radiator for a fee.
In the hometown of Kraken, after months, received a papal nuncio, announcing his visit.
Kraken's grandfather had completed a collection point and the army was due to leave for World War III, the CEH is held in Oceania by deccenni now silent, without which nothing must slip between protoipi sophisticated and ancient shamanic resources. The friends received the news belching.
ILnunzio said she would visit with a sermon: a sermon delucidante on the second commandment. The Nuncio was robbed of the portfolio and the mayor, perverse fan of Pasolini, and very similar to Aldo Valletti, incularselo first decided to send it back to the Vatican in his pocket with one banknote percent. Kraken
came in the form of the Pope in town does not contain the joy. It seemed that no one would recognize an asshole that once went around pissing in the gardens, throwing up in the courts, shitting in the living well.
Friends of Kraken the height of their mental activity organized a banner that read: - Hey, you got the money! -
Kraken, who had ascended to the throne as the Kraken, the helicopter went down. Appeared in all white with a pale dream, rapinante. He was prepared
a pulpit all fervent of microphones. It seemed the president of United American baroque.
The cassock had written to white characters, but more clear, the phrase Yes God Is In The House -, although the pope was still Krak.
began to speak, and all cameras buzzed on. How-
said today I will talk about the second commandment, but one thing you should know, I do not remember the second commandment
.- Not even the public actually remembered, only remembered a nun early Christian, or so he said, but was silenced in somewhat criminal. The priest of the church steeple acittà fled to ready to shoot wildly on the audience. Friends of Kraken, upset by acid, a little wine and red, were more versed in hermeneutics. No one knew this so fucking commandments, and so remained, clinging to the Almighty that agrandir beard as Rapunzel's hair was down to earth from the top of Coeli.
Kraken pulled out a revolver, but everyone mistook for the tool that is used to bless homes and dehumidify, and without a shot being fired - s andnot to himself - he pulled a bullet in the head.
He had written his last will on an A4 Folge it was then sold on ebay mercilessly by an attendant that he obtained the money for the last dose of atropine on the road that brought him stun death from poisoning, the latter had also left a will on a sheet of bar it was then picked up by its neighbor to clean the crap that your Siamese cat had not yet brought up abandoned on the doormat, the old lineage shortly after toxoplasmosis, and she had left the His extreme desire tattooed on the skin of his fucking Siamese cat that had been stolen, however, was recruited by Erdei Philip Marlowe in person to retrieve them but unfortunately was killed in a brawl in an inn for trivial reasons.

Sunday, August 6, 2006

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E 'Woe Jack died: 18? - 2006

After the death of Captain whore, fearless pirate of the Caribbean in recent days failed, (finally rising from the hilt), the infamous pirate Captain Jack Bane.
now centuries old, no one knows how old he was precise, Captain Jack Bane was preparing to set sail aboard his ship the "Black Shack" with his crew made the last four poor bastards who still hail the heroic deeds of the deceased!
When pronouncing the infamous phrase "set sail" a sharp blow to the heart came as a surprise by dropping to the ground face on rotten wood, now eaten by rats, trabicolo of his ship.
The four poor bastards at first thought to fall asleep, then after about a week not seeing him wake up, and noting in particular the principle of decomposition in certain areas of the body have finally realized that Jack Bane, one of the last legends of all the seas, had finally cracked!
The body was quickly thrown to the dogs, fish, according to the last wishes of the Pirate, who loved these animals. Jack leaves
Woe: his ship, which will soon be used as firewood for the winter season, a couple of trunks full of gold and rusty chincaglie will be merged to create the toilet (more precisely the urinals on the wall) and four poor bastards that no longer have a place to live.
One of his last enterprises was to attack the "Achille Lauro" in the moment you board it was attended by the terrorists, who literally drove an hour to kick in the ass twelve poor bastards! How can we forget the acquitted to the 'Andrea Doria "in the exact moment when it was going to fund the 35 hour poor bastards had to rimpugnare swords in his mouth and get away with shit in tights.
Jack Of Woe there is nothing in all directions since his body was gnawed to duty, it seems, however, that animals were simply loved by Jack Bane dogs and dog fish. In fact, he reported that his last wishes were to be simply those buried with his dog Spotty, and not be thrown into the sea to fish meal in dogs. All in all, the last 4 poor bastards that were beyond poor bastards, totally stoned. Suffice it to say that all time spent with their captain died (same as a hog slaughtered) on the filthy floor of the "Black Shack" was interrupted only because the ship was going against a cliff. Ask for instructions to their faithful captain would have noticed that in fact he had not slept at all, Captain Jack Bane had kicked the bucket! We like
now imagine this: digested into small pieces and made into several parts inside the intestines of several sharks, then passed to the anal orifice of the latter form of shit!
Farewell old pirate bastard!