' s Universal: Chapter I
S idorin is an uninhabited planet, whose atmosphere makes it impossible to live there. The sidoriani these are only for posterity, because no has ever gone on to be known Sidorin. They like to assume that this was their origin. The sidoriani beings are covered with a purple stupid yellow film, which gets thinner with age. They know that speaking a language with any of the cube to be F-2G-H4 or a portion of the universe including the solar system and some other star. They feed on dust Sidorin film, the only material that can be found everywhere.
I Sidoriani are famous for their various industries, including "Mechanical Zoem, creators of art objects that have made them lazy, the" Pelican Publishing House, which produces juice Sidorin synthetic film, and "The Universal", the collector of the wisdom of the universe.
sidoriani I'm self-centered, extended, and write in Sidor, which differs from the simple to the presence of more specific words and longer, making it more difficult linguistic contamination.
Ert Quiek was one of the drafters of the universal about 8.3 meters high sidoriani equivalent to just under 2 meters land. Was about 20 years and loved sidoriani talk to non-living beings.
That Ert Queik expected his new identity comfortably seated in a chair in the bridge of his ship. Suddenly the pocket door designer "Tools for Mechanical Industries Zoem Mechanics," announced the arrival of a person.
N she entered the room the perfect model dell'idiota full, Arthur Dent, formerly abducted from his peaceful little house in the East End of London; accompanied by two mechanics of the ship, which also performs the duties of cooks, policemen and sterilization of forks: Ensonido and Dinodenso. Arthur opened his mouth to ask something, but now Ert interrupted him, and began one of his long speeches. Premise that a speech delivered by Mr. Queik sidoriane lasts an average of 8 hours, or about 4 days in human, for that at the end there is usually a listener bruised, resulting from self-inflicted injury by blunt object to stun. That said, Ert started to talk. After 7 hours and 57 minutes, Arthur was trying to kill himself to escape the remaining sidoriani minutes remaining. Until now, the speaker had talked nonsense about his being with the ability to be metabolism faster the universe, the beauty of the urinal, and other topics that they would rest the life of a swarm of flies on a planet of creatures constipated interesting. In those three minutes he spoke at last because of his abduction. "The master Of this ship ..." and start two minutes of intense rant about the ship and the functionality of this toilet paper in it "... has decided to monitor the human life, but not to create disturbances on human psychology, what we see so far very fragile, has decided to share our identity so that I can get off the planet you call earth and take notes on human life. In a few seconds (for the reader: about 5 or 6 minutes) will exchange identities. I warn you, I'm a guy with fast metabolism and I ate until recently, so keep close to my Vespasian super-equipped, but not too dirty. "
D pound this the two were placed in two capsules connected to two huge console and databases. Ensonido said computer board to initiate the exchange and catapult the new Arthur, that is, Ert, shop in ornamental axes of Dent through the water. Arthur was meanwhile was turning into Ert, and while the various antennas sticking out asked a few questions for those outside, begged them not to hurt them and rant about paying attention to the platypus figurines painted by hand in his shop. Half an hour later the door opened cyber cube, and he was confronted and Ensonido Dinodenso. He asked them if they got word the recommendations and petitions that he had done, but they said that the cyber cubicle was soundproofed. There was a pause of several seconds, then the new Ert, or rather, the former Arthur, was able to understand that he had spoken at all.